10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• It's Free To Fold...
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.