10 Random Poker Quotes

• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"