10 Random Poker Quotes
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- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Why not, when some because there are three.