10 Random Poker Quotes

• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"