10 Random Poker Quotes

• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Those eggs smell delicious!