10 Random Poker Quotes

• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "No river, no fish."
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)