10 Random Poker Quotes

• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• im going to 2 out you to death
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?