10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls