10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.