10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- Fook the floosh droo!
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.