10 Random Poker Quotes

• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?