10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus