10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson