10 Random Poker Quotes

• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.