10 Random Poker Quotes

• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Fish don't eat Nutz!