10 Random Poker Quotes

• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.