10 Random Poker Quotes
« back to poker calculator
More Random Quotes- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from