10 Random Poker Quotes

Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.