10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth