10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- "No river, no fish."
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.