10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Fook the floosh droo!
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm