10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels