10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.