10 Random Poker Quotes

• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom