10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.