10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- Welcome to kicker school
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.