10 Random Poker Quotes

• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson