10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- It's Free To Fold...
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986