10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz