10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.