10 Random Poker Quotes

• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.