10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.