10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.