10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."