10 Random Poker Quotes

• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus