10 Random Poker Quotes

• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.