10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.