10 Random Poker Quotes

You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
in the poker game of life women are the rake
After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.