10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.