10 Random Poker Quotes
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- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."