10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz