10 Random Poker Quotes

• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."