10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'