10 Random Poker Quotes
« back to poker calculator
More Random Quotes- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs