10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
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- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003