10 Random Poker Quotes

• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• It's Free To Fold...
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!