10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- Fish don't eat Nutz!