10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- Fold and live to fold again
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- Never educate a stupid poker player.