10 Random Poker Quotes

• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• It's Free To Fold...
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright