10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "No river, no fish."